Bill Swift

William Andrew "Bill" Swift  (born 1969) is the current CEO of Milkter Inc. Originally hired as CFO of the company by Nick Humphreys, he was eventually promoted to chairman by Humphreys. During the production of Milkter II, however, Humphreys was accidentally slain and Swift ascended to the chairman production.

CFO of Milkter
Little is known of Bill Swift's early life, except for the fact that he had a mother, and had become employed as the CFO of Milkter Inc. under CEO Nick Humphreys.

In early 2019, Bill Swift created an instructional video about how to properly use a Milkter, "How to Milkter". At the conclusion of this, Humphreys pretended to fire, before in reality promoting him to chairman as well as CFO.

Milkter II
After the incredible success and popularity of "How to Milkter", Nick and Bill began production of a follow-up, tentatively titled "Milkter II". The drafting phase of the project was much-anticipated was very difficult, with the two often arguing, and Nick even threatening to fire Bill.

The filming process was no easier for the duo, with Bill becoming increasingly obsessed with the project and critical of Humphreys', with Nick also threatening to cancel production before Bill eventually convinced him to persist in their efforts.

Death of Nick Humphreys
While working on a shot where Bill threw a cereal box at Nick's head, Bill became more and more obsessed with perfecting the shot, throwing the box of 300 times. On the 31st of May, Nick died of sustained brain damage from the repeated blows to his head.

CEO of Milkter
After Nick's death, Bill became the CEO of Milkter, pursuing a policy of constant growth and expansion for the company.

Meeting Ryan Baker
In September of 2019, Bill was contacted by former television host Ryan Baker in exchange for an interview promising him a position at the company. Despite Ryan's obvious stupidity, Bill eventually hired Baker after an emotional plea.

Meeting Dale Ribble
In November of the same year, Bill interrupted a Thanksgiving special hosted by Dale Ribble and the two argued until Dale scared him away.

Appearances

 * How to Milkter
 * Milkter II
 * Milkter II: The Inside Story
 * Return of Ryan Baker
 * Dale's How to Thanksgiving
 * Milkter III